Fairy Tale...

"Bye mum, i am just going to see Grandma with the cakes i made earlier," said Red, as she lifted up the basket full of fruit scones and fairy cakes. Red walked along her street and found that the end of the road had been closed due to a car accident. "Damn, i suppose i will have to take the long way through the woods," Red thought to herself.
Red lifted the basket over the fence and leaped over almost falling over a large piece of wood on the ground. She fell with a loud 'THUMP' onto the floor. In a nearby house, deep in the dark dark woods a wanted murdering cannibal hears the thump and runs to the window. He pears out from behind the lace curtains and notices the lovable, beautiful and delicious looking Red and decides to have his lunch early.

"la la la la la Grandma will love these yummy cakes that i made la la la la la," the very stupid Red said. Little did she know that the human eating man was lurking behind watching her every step. The cannibal decided to run to the grandma's house before Red, and disguise himself as the friendly old woman. This way, he would be able to eat Red without her realizing who he is. The cannibal arrives at the house, grabs the old lady, raps her up in cling film (deciding to eat her for dinner) and puts her in the cupboard.

"Hello? Grandma where are you?" Red calls.
"Oh yes darling, come into my bedroom, " replies the evil hungry cannibal.

Red walks into the bedroom and sits down beside the cannibal. Or grandma as Red thinks.

"What beady eyes you have grandma"
"All the better to see you with Red"
"What a long nose you have grandma"
"All the better to SMELL you with Red"
"What sharp teeth you have grandma"
"All the better to EAT you with Red!"

The cannibal grabs Red and strangles her until she tragically dies. Poor Red. The cannibal takes both the grandma and Red home and has the delight of tasting old and fresh.

THE END